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"We have definitely exceeded expectations," said
Colonel Savvi Corhapi, who commanded the effort.
"A month ago everyone expected all of Fallujah to
boycott the January elections. Now, we are going
block by block to register prospective voters and
to educate them in the basics of democracy. It’s
a really fulfilling, thrilling experience for all
of us to be a part of."
Fouglas Deith, a Defense Department observer
involved in planning the operation, was on site
to observe. Mr. Deith explained how the program
works.
"Well, we knew there were a lot of anti-
democratic diehards in the city – you know,
people who just won’t vote, not matter how good
the candidates are, because, well, in their way
of thinking, the whole election process is a sham
full of nothing but Yankee occupation-force
stooges. So first of all, we look at the old
census tracts and identify those anti-democratic
elements – we call them "terrorists" – and for
several days we pound the hell out of their
neighborhoods with artillery fire, strafing by
fighter jets, and – usually last on the list –
razing what’s left of their neighborhood with
tank-bulldozers armed with 55-mm cannon."
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